COP BASTARD achievements
Eighteen achievements: 12 shown by default and 6 hidden in the default view. The page’s publicly delivered data includes all six hidden names and conditions. The tutorial clear is 96.4% in Valve’s percentage API and 96.0% on the page. The rarest public one is a no-damage level clear (0.5%). Two are Endless Mode goals, and one requires a hard-mode clear.
Last verified: 2026-11-02.
Public achievements
Rates below are Valve’s global percentage API reading on 2 November 2026. The separately served achievement page differs on three entries: tutorial 96.0% versus API 96.4%, campaign clear 15.2% versus API 15.1%, and CLOCK PUNCHER 5.6% versus API 5.5%. Both readings are preserved; neither is an estimate of difficulty.
| Name | Condition | API rate | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| POLICE Academy complete! | Finish the tutorial | 96.4% | 1 source · Valve API |
| Do i feel lucky? | Six Magnum kills in 10 seconds | 15.5% | 1 source · Valve API |
| The show is over | Finish the game | 15.1% | 1 source · Valve API |
| CS player | 500 headshot kills | 8.6% | 1 source · Valve API |
| CLOCK PUNCHER | Clear Osaka Chemicals with no slow motion | 5.5% | 1 source · Valve API |
| It's just a scratch! | Clear a level after the first with no health pickups | 2.2% | 1 source · Valve API |
| Shotgun sensei | 500 shotgun kills | 1.7% | 1 source · Valve API |
| Cops don't fly that high | Reach floor 10 in Endless | 1.7% | 1 source · Valve API |
| Pistol master | 600 Beretta kills | 0.9% | 1 source · Valve API |
| COP SAMURAI ! Katana not included ! | Finish on hard | 0.6% | 1 source · Valve API |
| WEAPON KING | Max every Endless weapon | 0.6% | 1 source · Valve API |
| ROBBO-COP | Clear a level after the first with no damage | 0.5% | 1 source · Valve API |
Hidden achievements: names and conditions
The default page masks these six entries, but the same public page delivers their official names and descriptions in its data. The conditions below are transcribed from that one Valve source. STRIKEEEE! has deliberately vague wording; its internal label is not enough to invent a trigger. Culture-multure does explicitly say to break 20 paintings, without publishing their locations.
| Name | Official condition | API rate | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| STRIKEEEE! | You are chosen one! You a true cop! | 73.7% | 1 source · Valve public data |
| Brother yakuza? | Kill 2 enemies simultaneously with a shotgun | 66.7% | 1 source · Valve public data |
| Hitman with hair | Make a headshot with a beretta from 25 meters away | 26.8% | 1 source · Valve public data |
| Thin red line | Kill 10 enemies with HP below 25 | 53.2% | 1 source · Valve public data |
| Morality police | Complete the level without spitting | 5.3% | 1 source · Valve public data |
| Culture-multure | Break 20 paintings | 14.2% | 1 source · Valve public data |
Questions
How many achievements does COP BASTARD have?
18 on Steam: 12 visible and 6 hidden. A full-clear time for all 18 is not published.
Which ones are easy to miss?
ROBBO-COP (0.5%) and the hard clear (0.6%) are the rare public ones. The table also includes all six hidden entries from publicly delivered Valve data; no missable-achievement classification is published.