How long is COP BASTARD?
There is no official length. Recorded runs land between 1 hour 39 minutes (no-death, no commentary) and 3:32:17. One written player review says 3–4 hours, and Sausage Mahoney’s video description says roughly 3.5 hours. A competitor site’s “six hours” is not backed by any run I found.
Last verified: 2026-11-02.
The records, kept separate
HowLongToBeat has no figure I could retrieve, so that row is absent on purpose. Endless Mode and a hard-mode second clear sit outside the campaign times below.
| Source | Figure | Kind | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Official store and news | None | Not stated | Official source |
| iampanax full run | 1:38:48 video; ending chapter at 1:36:40 | Recorded clear | 1 video source |
| Another full run | 2:23:18 | Recorded clear | 1 video source |
| Platform32 “first 2 hours” | 1:42:19 video, not a full clear | Partial | 1 video source |
| USteppin full session | 3:32:17 video | Recorded session | 1 video source |
| Steam review | About 3–4 hours | Player | 1 player source |
| Sausage Mahoney review | About 3.5 hours | Video review | 1 video source |
| copbastard.best | About 6 hours | No recorded run attached | 1 competitor source |
What I will say out loud
Sausage Mahoney describes his campaign as roughly three and a half hours; one Steam player review says three to four. Those are individual reports rather than an average. The videos below range from 1:38:48 to 3:32:17 and include intros, ending footage, and different commentary styles. A completionist total is not published.
The chaptered 1:38:48 video labels its ending at 1:36:40. A full video’s duration is not an exact gameplay clock. These records stay separate rather than being averaged or presented as universal minimum and maximum times.
Questions
How long is the COP BASTARD campaign?
Sausage Mahoney reports roughly 3.5 hours, and one Steam review reports 3–4. Full videos linked here last 1:38:48, 2:23:18, and 3:32:17; those are recording lengths, not an official campaign estimate.
Does Endless Mode count?
No. It is a separate score run. The campaign clock stops at the ending.
Related
Sources
- Steam store page for COP BASTARD (app 1742440), checked 2 Nov 2026
- iampanax no-commentary full run (1:38:48) with chapter titles
- Steam top-rated player reviews for COP BASTARD, checked 2 Nov 2026
- Second full walkthrough (2:23:18), checked 2 Nov 2026
- Platform32 partial first-two-hours video (1:42:19), checked 2 Nov 2026
- copbastard.best: six-hour claim, one competitor source
- Sausage Mahoney review video
- USteppin full playthrough (3:32:17), checked 2 Nov 2026